How not to change oil

[wheels]

wrap a plastic bag around your oil filter when you change filters. Oil wil drip in plastic bag and not on your lawn.

[wheels]

See uses for kitty litter
http://www.wisebread.com/really-grea...r-kitty-litter
http://artsycatsy.blogspot.com/2008/...ty-litter.html

[growler2058]

Cheers wheels next time ay

[cycd]

I have done this countless times over the years..... LOL.

P.S get some of those $60-$70 wheel jacks that will lift your rig 2 feet and drop the oil then.... much bettererer

[canuck]

Like ya way of thinking!
However I owned up last night after a coupla grogs the guilts got the better of me. She was ok........something's not right ahhahahahaha

Oh man you are gonna regret that. I am sure it is not logged into the female memory hard drive that never breaks down and is instantly retrievable during any argument regardless if it is relevant or not.

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[the ferret]

Wait until dark, swap it fer a plug of lawn from next door, lol
Cheers, the ferret.

[growler2058]

Well I was saying to Patch over in GB that my epic oil change FAIL wasn't too bad now.....wellllll I just mowed the lawn and you can see through the cover that it's not that good after all! I think I will be taking a plug from somewhere and replacing oooopppppsss

[Trolatron]

I would have parked HER car over that spot, brushed some oil around the sump and said "look what your car done " then say to her " Its ok hun you run down the pub grab me some beers and ill put a new gasket on it for ya" then wipe oil off with a rag.... win win

[Bogus]

Try some touch up paint from Bunnings.... May I suggest Heritage Green.... The grass won't know the diff after all it's dead anyway.............lol

[nzmal]

Mate, ...just go down to your paintshop and get the grass colour-matched...quick spray over....