oh spew'n.... looks like i am the "JOKEOriginally Posted by clunk71
ok what about this one???
Centrelink Fairy
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside
the Centrelink Offices.
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Julia Gillard to grant
you three wishes, since you've
just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs
to be borne by Australian Tax Payers.'
The man told the fairy: 'Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we don't
have good teeth, so I
want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and PING !!! The
Asylum Seeker had a brand new
shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go!
The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder
'I need a big house with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight
bedrooms - and a Gold Visa Card
in each room - for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who
still live in Sri Lanka. I want to bring
them all over here'
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a
three car garage, a long driveway,
a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full
of his nephews playing their music.
'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke nowand
said "I want to be Australian
with Australian clothes instead of the rags and shawl, and I want to have
white skin like the Australians.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a
dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy
terry-towel hat. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?
Where's my Visa Gold Card?'
Where is my BMW?
The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are Australian, you're entitled
to sweet F@#k all, just like the rest of us".
And she disappeared........
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