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righto a story from my toerag days....
Back when I was at school there was a grumpy old b@st@rd who would stand next to his house muttering away at kids walking past, he would do this every day without fail. One day being a young fella and nothing else to do my mate had this slingshot. We decided to stuff our pockets with acorns and climb this tree. We sat up there firing acorns at this old fellas tin roof. Now we had a full view into his living room and the looks of confusion you saw were hilarious! After a while he comes out to see what the hells going on, he couldn't figure it out and went back inside. Me and my mate start back up firing off acorns again. This time he runs out and as soon as he pops out this cat comes over the roof. He immediately thinks its the cat and begins throwing sticks at it until it runs off. He hopes back inside and away we go again firing them at his roof. It was a "you had to be there moment" but it was seriously funny lol after a while he's fuming and p!ssed off that he has no idea what's going on. Eventually we got bored and left but the suttle pay back worked a treat haha I'm sure he figured it out eventually when he saw the stack on acorns on his courtyard lol
these days you'll see me at parties putting glad wrap over dunnys and pissed people trying to take a leak all over the floor and turning off hot water cylinders is another goody lol I could go on.........