The Joke Thread

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Emergency Teacher Miss Edwards filling in for Mrs Bowers at a small Riverina Primary School in South Western New South Wales recently.
Miss Edwards kindly informs her temporary grade 3 rural class that Mrs Bowers has unfortunately caught a case of the Mumps and that she was here to help out in her absence whilst recovering.
“For this weekends English homework students I would like you all please to find another real life use of the word ‘contagious’ that we can share on Monday morning in stories together”
Monday comes around and little Sarah is first to share her story with Miss Edwards and the class.
“Well Miss, my family and I watched our favourite television show together (Hey Hey It’s Saturday) where Daryl & Ossie had us all laughing so hard that mummy said it was ‘contagious’.
“Great work Sarah” Miss Edwards said then asked little Jimmy next to share his weekends story.
“Well Miss, my Dad and I were travelling through the orchard region between farms together when we saw our neighbours tractor trailer flipped over on the side of the road with thousands of Oranges everywhere”.
“Goodness gracious me” Miss Edwards said.
Little Jimmy continued on...
“Dad then turned to me and said we’d better stop and help Barry out son as that’ll take the poor ‘c#nt ages’ to clean that mess up”.







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