Heard a few line's while working as a bouncer at the local nightclub
The best two i can remember,
A bloke said a nice looking young lady one night "hi would you like to dance" she replies "get F**ked i would'nt dance with you ever" to which he replied "im sorry you must have misheard me i said you looked FAT in those pants" as he walked away very pleased with himself.
A bloke one night had huge sideburns and a girl said to him "nice sideburns ya Wanker" to which he replies "yer well at least i can shave them off pity about your face".
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