A couple made a deal that who ever would die first would come bad and inform the other of the afterlife.
They're biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact,
"Mary, Mary."
"Is that you Fred" ?
"Yes I've come back like we agreed"
"What's it like" ?
"Well I get up in the morning and I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex.
I bathe in the sun, I have sex twice, I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper golf course again, then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again".
"Oh Fred you must surely be in heaven" !
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Mildura"
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