Thought for the day

[Bob]

“A proud man is seldom a grateful man,
for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.”

~ Henry Ward Beecher

[fixer982]

Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

[Bob]

Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

That is priceless. I have sent it onto Bigrig

[Bigrig]

Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Yep, that is a definite keeper!!!! LOL!!! Love it!!!

[snicko]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright....... until you hear them speak!

[NT0351]

I see all this potential, and I see squandering.
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression.
Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.

-Tyler Durden

[Bigrig]

I see all this potential, and I see squandering.
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression.
Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.

-Tyler Durden

Well ... I feel a whole lot better about myself!! lmfao ...

[Bob]

“To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love.
In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.”

~ Robert Muller
(1923-2010)

[Bob]

“Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.”

~ Woody Allen

[snicko]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer!