The Joke Thread

[Avo]

Choking on it?

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[Avo]

Choking on it?

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Ah fuck it..
Typical thirsty thirdsady....mist redit

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[Cremulator]

I only know one joke.
What’s better than eating a Mandarin?

Who knows the answer?


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Who's Amanda?

[TPC]

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[Dhuck]

I only know one joke.
What’s better than eating a Mandarin?

Who knows the answer?


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I don't know who she is or what she is like, but I think eating amanda out

[Touses]

Now, don't quote me here....... but.

The latest covid research indicates that only males and females are subject to infection.

There is NIL indications of infection in the other 70 genders.

[Touses]

Talking to a woman t'other day, she heard the covid vaccines cause infertility.
Another woman heard they cause autism.
A bloke I had a chat with heard they they had nano trackers in them.

Strikes me what we need is "heard" immunity.

[MB]

‘Heard’ them all into Yanco Touses Mate, they’re not worthy of a quick bolt, a slow hippy electrocution death they all requested back peddled on slow now too


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[mudnut]

I gotta get new glasses. The new deodorant stick read: Push Up Bottom, or some such thing. It hurt a bit, but every time I fart, the room smells pleasant.

[Brissieboy]

He grabbed me by my slender neck
I couldn't yell or scream.
He took me to his dingy room
Where we could not be seen.
He stripped me of my flimsy wrap,
And gazed upon my form.
I was wet and cold and damp,
And he was nice and warm.
His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
And I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today,
That's why you find me here...
A broken bottle, tossed away,
That once was full of beer.