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    A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased.

    "This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.

    "My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.

    "But how do we know which is which?"

    They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.

    "Lets cut off this ones tail"

    The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail.

    The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad.

    The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.

    "You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"

    "But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."

    "Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one.?!"
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