husband wondering what to get his wife of 40 years for xmas as has run out of ideas, so says to wife:
husband: "Darling, what would you like for a xmas present?"
After a few minutes, wife replies: "A divorce"
Husband replies: "Oh, I wasn't planning on spending that much"
Even my darling wife of 42 years liked this joke and sent it to all her friends and said to me "don't you forget it!"
I replied "No worries love. When we were younger, you couldn't afford to divorce me as you would have got half the debt!
Now things are different, so I understand"
cheers and wishing everyone a healthy , happy and prosperous 2019, although at my age, I will just settle for the healthy! lol.
john
Nice isn't it?
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I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
They're both good mate, lifted or not.Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Gong him Red!!
GQtdauto (9th January 2019), MB (9th January 2019), rusty_nail (8th January 2019), Wine_maker (8th January 2019)
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
"Yet, upon the whole, the space I traversed is unlikely to become the haunt of civilized man....." - Charles Sturt
One noise against another
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Two rusted frames is better than one
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Last edited by Wine_maker; 10th January 2019 at 08:45 PM.
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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Rust bucket now that's funny .
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