GQtdauto (6th August 2017)
GQtdauto (6th August 2017)
Police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.********* *
GQtdauto (6th August 2017)
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Avo (12th August 2017), Bush Ranger (7th August 2017), dom14 (14th August 2017), GQtdauto (6th August 2017), TPC (12th August 2017), Wine_maker (12th August 2017)
At the last Olympics, a young reporter went behind the scenes to get an interview. He saw a man carrying a vaulting pole and asked, " Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No," the man replied in a heavy accent, "I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
Last edited by mudnut; 9th August 2017 at 03:21 PM.
My advice is: not to follow my advice.
Bush Ranger (9th August 2017), Clunk (12th August 2017), dom14 (14th August 2017), PeeBee (9th August 2017), TPC (12th August 2017)
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."