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28th July 2017, 08:27 PM
#951
Patrol Freak
Originally Posted by
Clunk
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Cracked me up this one did.
28th July 2017, 08:30 PM
#952
Patrol Freak
I went to the doctor the other day and he asked what brought me here to day, I said my legs. But seriously I told him I thought I had a cricket ball up my bum, he says `howzat`. Don`t you start I said.
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29th July 2017, 06:05 PM
#953
Dribble Master
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29th July 2017, 06:09 PM
#954
Dribble Master
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
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29th July 2017, 06:20 PM
#955
Dribble Master
Why did the semen cross the road?
I wore the wrong socks today.*
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29th July 2017, 07:26 PM
#956
Legendary
Why are camels called ships of the desert ? Because they're full of Arab seamen .
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29th July 2017, 08:12 PM
#957
Patrol Freak
Red heads got called carrot top(s) many years ago. Don`t know why, as the leaves are green.
Last edited by Bush Ranger; 30th July 2017 at 06:41 PM .
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29th July 2017, 08:46 PM
#958
Dribble Master
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29th July 2017, 08:48 PM
#959
Dribble Master
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29th July 2017, 09:39 PM
#960
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