Random joke and interesting pics

[Clunk]

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[GQtdauto]

I was bought a bush for the garden as a birthday present one year, so I exchanged it for a country, as they`re the best tree to have.

Was that a pussy willow ?

[Sprock]

when i got home my wife had 2 of her friends round. "here he is," she said. "we were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" she smiled and winked. Two minutes later, i appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs!

bahahahahahahahahaaha 😝😂

[Sprock]

Got pulled over by the police:
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Bright eye's"
That's when I got tasered.

Hahahahaaha

[mudnut]

The British ran a a three year $2 million study to find out why the head of the penis is larger in width than the shaft. They came up with the answer that it was to give the man pleasure during sex.

Not satisfied with that, the French commenced a seven year $5 million study and concluded that it was to give the woman pleasure during sex.

After much consideration and about $81 in stout the Irish decided that it was to stop the man's hand from slipping off and hitting himself in the forehead.

[Clunk]

My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him a XBox game for his Playstation

[Bush Ranger]

Was that a pussy willow ?

Yes, sure is.

[Clunk]

Just received a parcel from Holland.

When I opened it, inside it, there was a Rubber Fanny.

That's nice I thought, "Two Lips from Amsterdam."

[Clunk]

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[Bush Ranger]

What`s better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.