Flora, fauna and other animals people see whilst out driving.

[Cuppa]

I see why you wear a hoodie and dark glasses, your'e an albino.

I'll have you know that that is the most sun tanned I've ever been in my life , check out my neck & forearms! LOL.

When I first arrived in Oz from the UK it was my work colleagues who reckoned they needed dark glasses on account of my natural dazzle factor, & that was wearing clothes!