Simple, "WANKER"Originally Posted by Bacho86
Simple, "WANKER"
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Bacho86 (22nd May 2016)
Three guys share a house.
They pay $300 per week rent – so they pay $100 each.
On the day the rent is due they are all sick so they give the $300 to their neighbour to pay the landlord.
The landlord feels sorry for them and gives the neighbour $50 to return to them.
The neighbour is a turd and keeps $20 – giving the remaining $30 to the guys.
That means the guys get $10 back each. That means each guy has paid $90.
$90 X 3 = $270. Add on the $20 the neighbour kept $270 + $20 = $290
What happened to the other $10?
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Haha I use a variation of this to confuse the grand-kids. Keeps them on their toes.
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MyGU8 (26th June 2016)
Haha... Because you have subtracted the $30 then you should subtract the $20 as well.
Which gives you $250, add the $50 from the landlord and voila.
BigRAWesty (23rd May 2016)
Look at this forkwit! Just seen him 5 mins ago
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Easy. The three men paid $90 each.
90x3 = 270.
The landlord got $250
The neighbour got $20
$250 + $20 = $270
Quite simple, just worded to easily confuse. Much like the gubberment really!
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