ATO Phone Scam

[macca]

Sometime I have a bit of fun with them.

Hello
Can I speak to the manager/business owner?
Oh you want the manager / owner?
Yes please
I'll get him for you if that's OK?
That will be good thank you.
He's down the back of the factory, his name is Mr Waite. (I put the phone on the bench on speaker and have a laugh at their expense)

Then I had a call,
Hello
Do you own a washing machine?
No I dont own a washing machine, I have a big rock in the back yard and a little Indian chap who beats the crap out of my clothes for a dollar an hour, gets my clothes nice and clean.
Shut (seems they missed the up part of the training)

Then my favorite.
Hello
Hello, are you the manager/business owner?
No I'm the cleaner
Can I speak to the manager/business owner please?
I'm not sure he's kinda busy
I would really like to talk to him if I could.
Well my job is cleaning his arse, I'm in the middle of doing that and he hates to be disturbed when I'm doing my job. It's a good job you know, only have to do it once a day and the rest of the day I just hang around and get paid for the whole day. Best job I've ever had.... kept waffling on
FLICK and a torrent of abuse in Urdu... I think, any way it sounded like abuse then the line went dead.

They are good sports and hope they keep calling.