Thought I would kick this one off for sangersanger.
He would like to learn Australian!
Watch out now bloke could be an information overload! hahaha
Thought I would kick this one off for sangersanger.
He would like to learn Australian!
Watch out now bloke could be an information overload! hahaha
I AM NOT STUBBORN.........I prefer the term, Singlemindedly independent !
Fair suck of the sav, didja hafta start somthin like this?
Cheers
Macca
Getta Dog up ya!
Was a CRD
Touses (26th April 2016)
Seriously ova50 that may need a detailed explanation! Don't leave the the poor fella scratchin. BAhahahaha LMAOOriginally Posted by ova50
I AM NOT STUBBORN.........I prefer the term, Singlemindedly independent !
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
BigRAWesty (27th April 2016), katwoman (26th April 2016), Touses (27th April 2016)
i remember seeing this one a few Australia days ago. thought most of it was pretty accurate:
You know you’re Australian if …
* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
* You pronounce Melbourne as ‘Mel-bin’.
* You believe the ‘l’ in the word ‘Australia’ is optional.
* You can translate: ‘Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.’
* You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
* You think ‘Woolloomooloo’ is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
* You’re secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
* You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that’s twice as big as its $2 coin.
* You understand that ‘Wagga Wagga’ can be abbreviated to ‘Wagga’ but ‘Woy Woy’ can’t be called ‘Woy’.
* You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread. You’ve also squeezed it through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.
* You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
* Beetroot with your Hamburger… Of course.
* You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels’ song ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ And “Living next door to Alice”.
* You believe that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
* You wear ugg boots outside the house.
* You believe that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off for a pittance.
* You believe that the more you shorten someone’s name the more you like them.
* Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
* You understand that ‘excuse me’ can sound rude, While ‘scuse me’ is always polite.
* You know what it’s like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
* You know it’s not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.
* Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
* You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call ‘Anzac cookies’.
* You still think of Kylie as ‘that girl off Neighbours’.
* When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
* You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto, goodo etc.
* You know that there is a universal place called “woop woop” located in the middle of nowhere…no matter where you actually are.
* You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like piss. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.
* You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.
* You’ve only ever used the words – tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet – to mean good. And then you place ‘bloody’ in front of it when you really mean it.
* You know that the barbecue is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the Salad.
* You say ‘no worries’ quite often, whether you realise it or not.
* You’ve drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
* You own a Bond’s chesty. In several different colours.
* You know that some people pronounce Australia like “Straya” and that’s ok.
I got red dust in my veins.
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WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.
haha rego, I did my rego today on line, it's on the RMS site "renew rego"
Part of official language now!
Cheers
Macca
rusty_nail (26th April 2016), taslucas (26th April 2016), Touses (27th April 2016)
Sydney may have a suburb named Woolloomooloo... but it took Perth to go with Cockburn.
... reckon they were lucky it wasn't named after a Sheila
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
BigRAWesty (27th April 2016), rusty_nail (26th April 2016), Touses (27th April 2016)
Town in SA too. I never looked for ladies in either of those places!
Gong him Red!!
BigRAWesty (27th April 2016), Touses (27th April 2016)
The best education you can get about aussie culture is that you went from Sangersanger to 4 breads in minutes haha
>>>tappin from tassie
Hello from Under Down Under!
AB (26th April 2016), Avo (26th April 2016), BigRAWesty (27th April 2016), growler2058 (27th April 2016), katwoman (26th April 2016), mudnutette (26th April 2016), rusty_nail (26th April 2016), Touses (27th April 2016)
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