Well they certainly shitz me!
Well they certainly shitz me!
Bush Ranger (4th April 2016)
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Me too, especially when the labrador wont open, to let them out.Originally Posted by Touses
Touses (5th April 2016)
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on) These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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Avo (22nd April 2016), Bob (21st April 2016), MEGOMONSTER (21st April 2016), Roosim (23rd April 2016), Touses (21st April 2016)
Oh sooo true
I just wish more people would realize this
growler2058 (21st April 2016)
The little story that growler told, reminds me of people who talk about the lotto draws being big and they should spread the money out evenly for every one to get a fair share. Makes me laugh and I ask them, would they be saying that if they won millions in lotto. Be like giving the winners trophy to the loser.
BigRAWesty (23rd April 2016), growler2058 (21st April 2016)
Everyone gets an even share of lotto if they don't buy a ticket.
Only works on greed.
I know a bear shits in the woods and the pope is Catholic but does a one legged duck really swim in circles ?
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Touses (23rd April 2016)
I can not directly answer your question, however, I know for a fact a penguin with only one fin/arm does really swim in a circle.
This penguin also happened to be stuck in my propeller.
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