Haha I thought that'd get someone's attention , well I was hurriedly running back to my adoring crowd from from my camper to the fire - my line of sight was blocked by our large tarp tent & bugger me I ran into the chairs & table cemented into the ground & gave myself quite a bump on the leg so I thought it best that I drop my pants & show everybody 1st hand the large egg on my shin , then after EVERYONE had felt the size of my injury I went to sit down on a camp chair which unbeknowns to me had a jack Russell sleeping on it - this is where the details get a bit sketchy - I can't remember why I did it but I remember dropping my jocks down aswell as I sat down & damn near inserted that poor innocent dog up my anoosI don't know who got a bigger shock - me or the dog
Now in my defence this was around midnight & I'd succumbed to peer group pressure & had quite a few Chardonnays .....
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