Bloodyaussie (23rd September 2015), Clunk (24th September 2015)
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.
Speaking as a newbie.....I found this place through a Google search looking for a manual (it comes in pretty much at the top). When I saw the 25 post rule I just got the manual elsewhere, I joined but I'm certainly not going to post 25 posts of crap for the manual (been a forum admin a few times before....lol). For me it was just a minor inconvenience that caused me to hit the back button on the browser and click another link......but it did get me in here and so far I like what I see....
(Mentally counts 8......and thinks that wasn't crap.....was it????)
AB (24th September 2015), BigRAWesty (24th September 2015), Bloodyaussie (24th September 2015), NissanGQ4.2 (24th September 2015), Skitzyrex (25th September 2015), taslucas (24th September 2015)
NissanGQ4.2 (25th September 2015)
Change it to 30 posts, just don't tell any one![]()
Time Marches On .....and on ..... and on
growler2058 (25th September 2015)
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
NissanGQ4.2 (25th September 2015), Skitzyrex (25th September 2015)
A lot of people do come here for the manuals only, but after taking time to look around as they clock up the required 25 posts they end up being members even after getting the manuals.
How many new members will we retain if they have immediate access to the manuals without looking around???????
Clunk (25th September 2015)
Good point... how about a forum based quiz?
8 or more correct out of 10 and you get to download the Manuals
Q1. How many common faults will disconnecting the battery fix?
a)5,
b)10.
c)100,
d)all the above
Q2. How many posts by Clunk have been moderated by Tuppa?
a)500,
b)1,000.
c)10,000,
d)all of 'em, some as many as 4 times
Q3. Replacing the rear window demister has been suggested as a cure for 80KPH wheel wobble on how many occasions
a)5,
b)10.
c)100,
d)first thing you should try
Q4. The average number of posts before a thread gets 'Jacked is
a)5,
b)10.
c)100,
d)none
Q5. The ratio of "my dawes valve doesn't work" to "how do I wire up a dual battery" threads is?
a)1:1,
b)2:1.
c)infinite,
d)6 per day
Q6 The phrase "I know this has been asked before but..." appears how many times in the opening post of a thread per year
a)500,
b)1,000.
c)10,000,
d) so often it is now the Forum default
Q7 Boobies and Tits are?
a)species of birds,
b)the subject of the most pics on the Forum.
c)interchangeable on any mark of Patrol,
d)all the above
Q8 The latest and by far most p[opular version of the Redback Rooftop Bag is
a)1.0,
b)3.
c)blue,
d)still in Beta testing
Q9 AB is a?
a)type of blood group,
b)one side of a triangle.
c)prematurely balding due to stress induced psychosis,
d)all the above
Q10 Were you really stupid enough to do all this crap just for a free set of manuals?
a)Yes,
b)No, I am actually a spam 'bot.
c)Oh shit, I've been found out
d)all the above
Last edited by the evil twin; 25th September 2015 at 09:32 PM.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
AB (25th September 2015), Bacho86 (25th September 2015), blocko05 (25th September 2015), boots (26th September 2015), Clunk (25th September 2015), jack (26th September 2015), NissanGQ4.2 (25th September 2015), rusty_nail (26th April 2016), Skitzyrex (25th September 2015), taslucas (25th September 2015), Woof (25th September 2015)
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.