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    ..............double-trouble.jpg
    2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder


    And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.

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    Whats a walrus and tupperware have in common?
    Both like a tight seal.

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    I had to put this up. Its not a joke but a true story.
    Had a customer come into my small motor shop the other day. He had a new water jetting machine with a twin cylinder 37hp motor. The issue was that it started Ok but as soon as it came under load it would run rough and stall. Soon found the fault, one of the HT leads had been crushed when the manufacturer had put the cover plate on and was shorting to earth.
    I wrote this up for the warranty report, (the manufacturer had asked us to do this, I was not the seller). I wrote, Missing #2 cylinder,cause crushed HT lead.
    The next morning the manufacturers representative in Australia, (the machine was a German branded machine) called me to ask;
    1-Was the missing cylinder there but had just not been attached?
    2-Had the box the machine came in been checked to see if the missing cylinder was in the packaging?
    3-Exactly what was a HT lead and what was the connection between that and the missing cylinder?
    The guy was dead serious. Even my missus was cracking up herself listening to the conversation and she doesn't know a lot about motors. My mechanic is still ROFL.
    I was so tempted to tell him we had found hydrocarbons in the fuel tank as well.

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    What a nobhead ay! hahahahaa

    IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK

    WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!

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    ... you should have told him to recommend the factory fit 3 cylinder engines so their machines have a spare if one goes missing
    Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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    IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK

    WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!

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    2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    .............. <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=57747"/>
    Wow, really.
    How do you "no thanks" this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER View Post
    Wow, really.
    How do you "no thanks" this.
    Own a Ford hey Mego?lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Own a Ford hey Mego?lol
    says the HONDA JAZZ man











    yeah call it the misses car all you want mate..i saw who drove it
    Watch this space, as there maybe a comment added soon

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