Gee havn't been on the forum for a couple a months an low an behold when I finally get on not one bloody message enquirin where or what has happened to me.
Not a bleedin one could have gotton run over, the patrol could have fallen on me the missus could have tied me up an been havin her wicked way with me over an over.
Oh shit just spilt me rum on the key board. Bloody hell I'm gonna go an sulk in a corner.