I have a game I play with telemarketing people.
I say "oh you would need to talk to the manager, would you like me to find him"
Marketer getting exited "yes please that would be good"
I say " I will find him for you, his name isn't Waite"
And put the phone down.
Sometimes they are still on the line 10 minutes later. Appeals to my sense of a fair go. LOL