Dirty Innuendos Thread " The art of sounding dirty , without being dirty "

[Drew]

Would you like to knock the top off my long neck.

That's one way to get ahead

[rusty_nail]

Drop the kids off at the pool

to add to that, i thought it was drop the crosby kids off at the pool? haha

[MEGOMONSTER]

that's one way to get ahead

lmfao!!!!!!!

[Woof]

Please do not turn this thread into another one like the meme thread, over having to moderate these type of threads, will just delete both threads next time

[Clunk]

I'm Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it
when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a
lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,
isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)
is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much
better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."


My folks went to the Google Play Store and all they got me was this lousy Motorculture App!!!!!!!

[BigRAWesty]

Very good.. I actually saw no.7 happen.. My drink went everywhere..

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories

[2TROLLFAM]

I broke a nail and asked one of the boys at work today if he wanted to see my crack ??? (Meaning of course the crack in my nail LOL) poor bugga went white as a sheet


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[Limmy]

" Rich man buys a new horse for Melbourne cup and names it " MY FACE " . When it's racing for first place. The crowd screams and cheer " COME ON MY FACE , COME ON MY FACE!!!!

[MEGOMONSTER]

If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...

Then why is Handsome still a compliment?

[Bush Ranger]

Snatch strap

Clean and jerk.