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If ya not using it buy a prius .....
Gecko17 (9th March 2014)
ImageUploadedByMotorculture1394323495.368414.jpgMy car won't seem to start and I ve put a new battery in. Any ideas?
blocko05 (8th August 2015), Bush Ranger (9th March 2014), gaddy (9th March 2014), growler2058 (12th March 2014), MEGOMONSTER (9th March 2014), ova50 (18th March 2014), Wine_maker (9th March 2014)
Reminds of a young bloke years ago, who was working on a farm. A ute wouldn`t start every second time when he wanted to use it. He kept on cleaning the positive terminal and the problem would still occur. I told him to clean the negative terminal, as there`s only a certain amount of times you can polish the positive. Gave me lip about what would you know. Half a day goes by and I had enough. I cleaned the negative terminal and there was never a problem with the ute after that. Not a thank you or a kiss on the arse for the effort.
Another time I thought that was funny, was when a friend did up a metal fuel line to a carby with a ring spanner and wondered why he couldn`t get it off. To busy showing off that he was using his fathers tools.
growler2058 (12th March 2014)
Not sure why I'm putting this here, but heard a story today about 11 people dying in a SINGLE car, car accident.
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
A note left by the Missus.
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2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
93patrol (11th March 2014), BigRAWesty (12th March 2014), blocko05 (8th August 2015), Bush Ranger (18th March 2014), gaddy (18th March 2014), Gecko17 (13th March 2014), growler2058 (12th March 2014), macca86 (23rd March 2014), TPC (13th March 2014)
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
So he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the
only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around
the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
"those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
BigRAWesty (12th March 2014), firm351 (11th March 2014), gaddy (18th March 2014), P4trol (12th March 2014)
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93patrol (13th March 2014), BigRAWesty (13th March 2014), Bush Ranger (18th March 2014), gaddy (18th March 2014), ova50 (18th March 2014), TPC (13th March 2014)
One guy saw this in the typography's toilet
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Hope that this is not chalked or brightness paper LOL
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I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
BigRAWesty (21st March 2014), ova50 (18th March 2014)
And the drawing is ?
Was a CRD
Seen this the otherday ImageUploadedByMotorculture1395100070.341319.jpg not many around anymore aye!?
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