Random joke and interesting pics

[gaddy]

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[Bloodyaussie]

Followed this today!!!!!!

[Wine_maker]

what is this?

[Wine_maker]

When Tetris inventors coffin was putted into the grave, all other graves are disappeared.

[threedogs]

That's Shite BA lucky you never copped a rock or worse
Short cuts are soooo wrong

[gaddy]

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[Bush Ranger]

So now we know how the female brain works we need to find the angry section, block it off and divert everything to the horny section.

When we have done that, knighthoods and Nobel peace prizes for all!

I think the angry section is where the two people are at the bottom rightish corner. One is filling up a box, which the contents falls out of the bottom of the box whilst it gets passed to the second person. The horny section might be the TV left of central position of picture that has `NO` flash on and off. If we can some how turn that in to a YES, we might have some luck. Just a wild guess.

[menace 2]

A blokes revenge..when girls don’t put out !

I thought I would share this event in my life..

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differs so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts.

For Example :

One evening,my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well , the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
“I don’t feel like it , I just want you to hold me”

I said “WHAT!!...what is that”?!!

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear….
“Your’e just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough, for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom”?

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night…I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day away from work and spend the day with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and went shopping at a large department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different expensive out-fits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her that we could just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,.. “let’s get a pair for each out- fit”

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a set of pearl earings.

Let me tell you , she was so excited , she must have thought I was one sandwich short of a picnic.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet , when she doesn’t even know how to ,or play tennis !!

I think I threw her for a loop when I said “That’s fine honey”!

I believe she was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation , she finally said , “I think this is all darling , let’s go to the cashier”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out.. “No honey , I don’t feel like it”.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT”??

I then said.. “Honey !!...I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while”.
“Your’e just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman”!!

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added , “Why cant you just love me for who I am , not for the things I buy you”??

I dare to say , I wasn’t having sex that night either…..but at least that bitch knew that I was smarter than her.!!

[menace 2]

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sort of puts a new meaning on horsepower

[Wine_maker]