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    Saw this on a bonnet of a Mazda BT50.
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    Hey Wine maker, do you have one of those on how the female brain works ?
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    Actually, nobody knows how it works, but scientists suppose it is something like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    Actually, nobody knows how it works, but scientists suppose it is something like this:

    So now we know how the female brain works we need to find the angry section, block it off and divert everything to the horny section.

    When we have done that, knighthoods and Nobel peace prizes for all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben-e-boy View Post
    So now we know how the female brain works we need to find the angry section, block it off and divert everything to the horny section.

    When we have done that, knighthoods and Nobel peace prizes for all!
    It must be done!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben-e-boy View Post
    So now we know how the female brain works we need to find the angry section, block it off and divert everything to the horny section.

    When we have done that, knighthoods and Nobel peace prizes for all!
    I can get the angry part working easy.
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    I know how we can find angry zone! Its activated by mention about overweight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    I know how we can find angry zone! Its activated by mention about overweight!
    Just one of the many mate.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NP99 View Post
    Just one of the many mate.....
    Sure! But one of the most explosive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    Sure! But one of the most explosive!
    Just say, " you don't look fat in those jeans, but those jeans look fat with you in them. "

    Instant growler chilli flames from ears.
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