ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[04OFF]

The hotel just got new phone apparently which don't work... I asked them if they could ring it but they just laughed and watched me run up and down the stairs trying to find the faerrrrkin thing!

Ya gotta stop staying at the blue oyster bar dude !

hahahah !

[Winnie]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

[Clunk]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

Just fiddle with John Thomas, that'll keep you off the streets for 30 seconds

[Winnie]

I not like that

[Clunk]

I not like that

What you on about Willis, I know of no man or boy over the age of puberty who doesn't like fiddle with good ol Johnny Thomas

[Winnie]

You crazy pommy loon

[NissanGQ4.2]

Damb, how old is she mate ?, think id be screaming like stuck pig with a double fracture !

Lorelei my daughter is 7, and I'd probably scream like a girl if it happened 2 me. I said to Erin my partner before we left, if it was fractured she would've been screaming.............I was wrong! I post up a photo 2morrow, I need sleep before I have another beer

[Clunk]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[04OFF]

You missed a few mate......

[taslucas]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

12 volt oven with a pack of garlic balls.......