You're all a mob of girly nancy blouses!!!
You're all a mob of girly nancy blouses!!!
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
Yep, I concurOriginally Posted by growler2058
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
She was just a whiskey but he loved her still...
2 hats were hanging in the hallway. The first hat said to the second 'you stay here and I'll go on ahead..."
No matter how hard you push the envelop it will still be stationery..
A dog gave birth to her pups next to the road...
She got fined for littering...
Compliments of the cook (aka wife)
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
What do you call a fish with no eyes???
A fsh...
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
Woof (19th September 2013)
No you don't, you call it a blind mullet.
BigRAWesty (19th September 2013)
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.
"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."
93patrol (20th September 2013), BigRAWesty (20th September 2013), Evo (20th November 2013), GUtsy ute (29th September 2013), megatexture (28th September 2013), Wine_maker (20th September 2013), Winnie (20th September 2013), Woof (20th September 2013)
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If Y62 can do it, GQ can pull 2 or 3 planes! lol
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
AB (23rd September 2013), BigRAWesty (24th September 2013), Woof (24th September 2013)
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!”
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”
She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?
His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
BigRAWesty (24th September 2013), TPC (24th September 2013), Wine_maker (24th September 2013)
What type of beezs make milk not honey???
Boobeezs...
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one.
Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse.
In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen."
So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse.
Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.
Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
"Whew," said the man, "thank God!"
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