Man Cave,
Sh*t everywhere cant find a thing , its a 3 day expedition to find that part/tool for that 5 min job
You find on your expedition stuff you never thought excisted,it takes 5 years to discover theres a back wall
A dozen or so unfinished "one day",projects
No clear passage from front to back,oh did i mention sh*t everywhere
Everything is filed under "f*ck knows",or "over there",or even "its here somewhere"

Cant see how the word yuppie fits the bill



edit : And NO man bags either