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    yes we know you lot eat to much that's why you have a university coming up with ways to tamper with the ball or using players from all over the world Mc cague comes to mind we still have a laugh over that one. why don't you bring back Gladstone small the only pommy you cant hang.
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    Final team selection looks powerful,dropping O`Driscoll was a shock, but he has not played well.

    Should be a cracker of a game.

    Kev, your gonna get a battering at cricket,see the light and accept that fact mate.
    It is now official, we are not quite so sh@t at cricket as we were! Rugby Union is a different matter.

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    us poms are crap at cricket fracster's Avatar
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    I read this poem the other day, it reminded me of you pal..............



    Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
    Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
    You give me the horrors
    too bad to be true
    All of my tomorrow’s
    are lousy coz of you.

    You put the Shat in Shatter
    Put the Pain in Spain
    Your germs are splattered about
    Your face is just a stain

    You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
    Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

    You’re like a dose of scabies,
    I’ve got you under my skin.
    You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

    People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
    I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
    You’ve got this slippery quality,
    it makes me think of phlegm,
    and a dual personality
    I hate both of them.

    Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
    Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
    Like a death a birthday party,
    you ruin all the fun.
    Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
    you’re no use to anyone.
    Like the shadow of the guillotine
    on a dead consumptive’s face.
    Speaking as an outsider,
    what do you think of the human race

    You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
    He recommended suicide...
    before scratching your bad name off his list,
    and pointing the way outside.

    You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
    You’re heading for a breakdown,
    better pull yourself apart.

    Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
    Your attitudes are platitudes,
    just make me wanna piss.

    What kind of creature bore you
    Was is some kind of bat
    They can’t find a good word for you,
    but I can...
    TWAT.
    It is now official, we are not quite so sh@t at cricket as we were! Rugby Union is a different matter.

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    ^^^^^^^^ superb ha ha ha ha ha

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    boring fracster but ill tell what when we are done with you poms ill send you round the bend you will never want tomorrow to come you will want to stay in yesterday forever.you will never want to crap again for the pain of coming from your mouth, and please if your going to steal someones work don't plagarise be honest just the same as you poms should come out and say yes we cheat as we are sick of losing to you blokes all the time. so that being said I don't hold it against you you cant help where you were born. kev
    07 crd,,bridgestone 697lt, 2.75 buedesert ex, SOLD theres a lot of my blood, sweat and money in that troll.


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    I got rugby shift today Maroubra to to anz shuttle that means free entry to watch our wallabies splatter some poms
    07 crd,,bridgestone 697lt, 2.75 buedesert ex, SOLD theres a lot of my blood, sweat and money in that troll.


    92 gq ti tb42efi my brothers gq extractors dual batteries brake controller uhf alloy bullbar SOLD with a heavy heart but gone to a nice young fella


    13 y62 the beast that burbles

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    We`ll see big fella, should be a cracking game, close,hard and in yer face.
    It is now official, we are not quite so sh@t at cricket as we were! Rugby Union is a different matter.

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    Hey fracster you going to get up and watch it,ps good to to see the mighty magpies doing well over there Hughes and Clark,and the third one stark is goin to rip you poms a new hole big boy
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    13 y62 the beast that burbles

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    Gotta decide if I go the pub and watch it, or go and do some work and earn some money Kev.

    Money would be nice and If I go to the pub i`l be drunk by mid afternoon,decisions decisions................
    It is now official, we are not quite so sh@t at cricket as we were! Rugby Union is a different matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fracster View Post
    Gotta decide if I go the pub and watch it, or go and do some work and earn some money Kev.

    Money would be nice and If I go to the pub i`l be drunk by mid afternoon,decisions decisions................
    Listen carefully, the pub is calling you....beer...beer...beer.

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