yesterday my wife asked why dont i do somthing useful with my time
she suggested i go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys
i did this and when i got home last night i told her that i had joined a
parachute club
she said are you nuts? your almost 70 years old and your going to start jumping out of airplanes??
i proudly showed her that i even got a membership card
she said to me 'you idiot where are your glasses !
this is a membership to a prostitute club not a parachute club!!!
im in trouble again and dont know what to do
i signed up for 5 jumps a week
life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier....