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Thread: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NP99 View Post
    How did this experiment occur?
    No experiment mate... Haven't you ever been given a sack tap before, either on purpose or accidentally ??? Or sat on a hard surface like a brick wall, steel or plastic chair and squashed the old plumbs and in your rush to get up, you do more damage ??

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    George, Its gonna hurt like hell either way. Its just how long it takes for the pain to arrive is the question. I kick will be instant, aflick however, the pain is not instant and slowly comes on to unleash its full fury of pain and leave you curled up in the fetal position on the floor.
    But as MR said a stone wins hands down. Even the doctors confirmed it is worse than child birth. But the morphine they give you for the pain is second to none.

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    It's hard to say, on one side birth can last for hrs and is painfull but a kick in the nuts is a worse pain but a shorter duration.
    If you were to compare the two pain levels for the same duration, I'd rather pull a 15 pound Baby from between my legs over a 20 hr duration any day over 20 hrs of getting kicked in the nuts.

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    Well I know whe I got kicked in the nuts it didn't hurt the missus but it hurt me like hell, when she gave birth to our kids I didn't feel a thing so I can only draw the conclusion that the kick in the nuts hurts more.

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    Has any one seen the video ( now i have to word this CAREFULLY ) of the sheila playing the meat trombone and throwing uppercuts into the haggets ??? It did the rounds a while back.....

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    I found my vasectomy hurt a hell of a lot more than being kicked in the nuts and the pain lasted over a week.
    Was not fun walking around with two black and blue coconuts between my legs.
    All three of my kids were really quick births, second one was so quick she never made it to the hospital.

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    I've been thinking of why a sack tap is more painful than a fully fledged sack smashing...
    And I've copped a few playing hockey so yea, experience..
    Why you get a full on sack smash the adrenalin kicks in, so it covers a fair bit of the pain..
    With a sack tap you sometimes don't even know you've been hit.. so its just straight out pain..

    Anyway, either way.. I don't wanna take either hits.. I leave that to the jack ass boys..

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    I can relate to this ...well not the pregnant side but nuts side...lol

    Leaving a pub one night and one of my friends gave me a piggy back as you do.....anyways I did the ride em cowboy style and actually sat on my nuts...lmao....I don't think you can get much more pain running through your body then that night!!!!

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    I have never given birth but I have been assured by my friends that it hurts. Now men if you were to have kids how many would you have - I am sure that one if any. It must be hard to push a baby out of such a tiny hole!!
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