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    I used to see a couple of those Beut utes ( thats what they call them yeh?? Lol ) mostly where old holden utes like HQ, HX, HZ going around but there was one that i think was confused or just a tight rrrrss!! It was a 1970's duel cab Datsun thing full decked out with a roo basher, kenworth mudflaps, ariels and running lights!! Was a POS with an identity crisis.

    Heres one i found when i was looking to buy my trol
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    haha theres definately some classic's

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    Thought this was funny

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    Here you go people, NECK PUNCH !!! Lol
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    Our teenagers were 'forcing' us to listen to their Death Metal. After half an hour my missus just looked at them and said, "When you have kids, I hope they get into Country and Western."
    My advice is: not to follow my advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudnut View Post
    Our teenagers were 'forcing' us to listen to their Death Metal. After half an hour my missus just looked at them and said, "When you have kids, I hope they get into Country and Western."
    Not to be mean, but I need to know when I should laugh, sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER View Post
    Not to be mean, but I need to know when I should laugh, sorry.
    Are you into the country and western, Mego?
    My advice is: not to follow my advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudnut View Post
    Are you into the country and western, Mego?
    No but used to listen to death metal.
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    Haha now I'm laughing
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    An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese
    fellow are hired at a construction site.
    The manager points out a huge pile of
    sand and says to the Italian, "You're in
    charge of sweeping". To the Irishman,
    "You're in charge of shoveling" To the
    Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of
    supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a
    little while. I expect you guys to make a
    dent in that pile."
    So the manager goes away for a couple
    of hours. And when he returns, the pile
    of sand is untouched. He says to the
    Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?
    The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a
    broom. You said the Chinese guy was in
    charge of the supplies, but he
    disappeared and I couldn't find him" So
    then the manager turns to the Irishman
    and asks why he didn't shovel.
    The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get
    myself a shovel. You left the Chinese
    guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't
    find him." The manager is really pissed
    now, and storms off toward the pile of
    Sand looking for the Chinese guy.
    Just then, the Chinese guy springs out
    from behind the pile of sand and yells,
    "SUPPLIES!"
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