They are planning
They are planning
Monopoly with Rossco
Who is sharp
witted, but not
So fast now
OK you lot....... more to follow. Thanks for the rap you gave me. lol
“Bloody fish milkshakes. That tasted crap with chilli sauce and garnished with a lettuce leaf and road kill”.
Roo and wombat are quite delicate. The texture, smooth, the taste extremely mild sweet. Add faber beams, salt and pepper, touch of Tabasco, and Bob’s your next door neighbour wanting to help fill the thunderbox by dropping logs of jarrah beside the sheepyard.
In the middle of the night when the bunyups were wide awake, “sh!t, they’re big fence posts there” exclaimed one bunyup. “Watsa bloody bunyup?” said the other mother fuc3r. Then the bunyup jumped.
AB’s new GQ came tearing out with another ewe, with half a pot of warm beer in The Bunyup Inn – next door to Alan and Ben’s yacht called “Benallan the Trojan”.
And that’s when Dorothy the Dinasaur got well and truly s@#t faced with Alexander, then rode Captain’s Feathersword, feather sword over t’big red car.
The Flying Badger, Temporarily Wiggles obsessed, hides his head in shame because he had never heard of a bunyup, so he googled it and is now aware. “Big hooray”: said Dogman.
Now his hand piece at the ready, shot the bastard in his great haste to survive the wrath of the obnoxious laugh of the moderators, before fainting and falling face first in flat beer and passing out.
Awoke on a bar were the bunyups had really big handlebar moustaches with left over turkey from Christmas, mixed with custard and berries from the pudding , as well as rum, that makes it warm your tummy and your head.
Bunyups are ready to join us and share their hairy man love ticks, and all with doggy in the foetal position.
He started to shake and scratch his ar$e again, but the pain overcame him mentally, so he rolled on his back and started to roll side by side yelling out “eat the wagon wheel – crumbs and all”. “Eat the wagon wheel’, said the hairy, drunk pickled Iguana”, as he slurred, “nope. No way. No”.
“Then lick a bunyup. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that depends on whether Bigrig listens to advice or not”….But, Plassy and Rossco want to dress like ugly women in fishnet stockings in pretty pink heals that will show off their curves and ways. And Burt Newton lift off hair came in handy for wiping noses when Finly realized he was alone.
He’s run out of things to do with Playdoh. Animals he makes just don’t match AB’s collection of spare red fuses that Bert Newton gave to him to help save his son from shorting out.
Meanwhile back at the bunyup’s den, they are planning Monopoly with Rossco, who is sharp witted, but not so fast now……..
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Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
What drugs are we on...lol....Fellas, we are going to make millions off this story!!!
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