Chinglish

[GUtsy ute]

Love the chinglish in the blurb for the product

[the ferret]

Probably pull a push bike out, till it started smok'n lol.
Cheers, the ferret.

[threedogs]

Love it long time ,not have unpleasant Hog yet lol

[growler2058]

Gotta watch those muddy hogshahahahaahha

[the ferret]

Rooks rike not velly strong rinch, must hab rots of hog praces in China!!
Wonder what lorrenty come will it??
Cheers the fewwet!!

[GUtsy ute]

Lorrenty good fo rong glain lice time year.

[megatexture]

Lmao that's gold, even better they show two 4x4s with a snatch strap not even a winch in sight lol

[mudnut]

I kid you not. This is what I found on the back of one of my kids games. Word for word.

Intelligent Marble

Intelligence add Lucky

A GAME OF MARBLES

1. Marble is a kind of game that is very modern now. It collects exciment fascination. It's a very interesting game. It can cot only trains lover's skill and intelligence but also is a best way for lover to make friends. It's an intelligent game for a family to be a happy field. Spring your miracle competite your level.

[mudnut]

And it goes on:
2 . You'll surpass yourself intelligence and skill the Ough a sernies of intelligent competition actions, competite your intelligent and your skill,partic-lpate in together. Plagways.
1 The two parties will judge winning or losing , according to the highest Grand total. The one who get the highest grade is a big winner. 2. Before a game begins , players May also engage to shoot the five provided plastic teas-ed pearl early or late getting the grand total. We winner according to how many points it can reach.

3 . Where there is a will , there is a way. The training Of will , intellivgence skill will be your best ladder of success,it is your best training way of defeating Everything.

[NP99]

That's how I talk after a couple of sherbets