The "Complete Goose Outta Yourself" thread.

[megatexture]

Lol at least that could pass as bad timing lol or were you singing along haha

[growler2058]

This thread was made just for you plassy hahahahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

I'm sure I haven't done any more silly things than the average bear. I note a few notable absentees from this thread. Wassa madda scared to laugh at yourself?? Hahaha

Yeah wheres Kris (nisshead) hahahahahahahahha

[mrflibbles]

when i was younger (about 13/14) was out riding my new standish 10 speed bike with a mate, we decided to race each other home. So i put my head down and started peddling in fury, i look up a few seconds later and hit the back of a parked car, went through the back window of a camira wagon! climbed out surveyed the damage to myself a few cuts and scrapes and general ouchiness, the car had a dent in the bumper and no window and my bike was bent. I picked up the remains of the bike while my mate was laughing at me and then we legged it home...

[threedogs]

Here's one bloody aussie may relate to. Prior to being married I rode in a motorcycle group ,one arvo after work pulled up at the milk bar to grab a pkt of fags. noticed a few great looking chicks checking out my bike. Backed the bike out only idleling then popped the biggest mono known to man, thinking it was going to flip I hit the back brake to come back to earth, smashing my agates into the tank at the same time. to make things worse the train came and shut the gates. who rolled up beside me but these 3 great looking chicks. poor me eyes watering, well tears of agony really, laugh about it now but boy did the little fellows get a beating that day.

[choppie]

Was about 14, riding treadly home and as always looked behind to check traffic, nothing coming so swung into gateway flat tit as always, miss jugded it,
hit the gate post dead centre, straight over post, being smart did a couple of forward rolls as I hit the ground and stood up coming out of the second one straight into
the back of the old mans car, neighbour mowing the lawn nearly p.....d himself and me with bloody nose, not funny Ralf.

[trekster]

Here is a double goose

Last night and previous night I was working on the trol, installing indicator lights into bullbar. Saturday night I pulled out right indicator to tap into the wires to feed the indicators, stupid me forgot that there are 2 sides and need feed from either side for either indicator.... Goose #1

Then last night I was almost finished, had done the wiring tested all working good, just had to earth the lights, Put my hand down on the hot soldering iron. Nice blisters on my right palm.... MY GOD DID IT HURT!!!!! Nothing like smokin flesh Goose #2

[MEGOMONSTER]

Here is a double goose

Last night and previous night I was working on the trol, installing indicator lights into bullbar. Saturday night I pulled out right indicator to tap into the wires to feed the indicators, stupid me forgot that there are 2 sides and need feed from either side for either indicator.... Goose #1

Then last night I was almost finished, had done the wiring tested all working good, just had to earth the lights, Put my hand down on the hot soldering iron. Nice blisters on my right palm.... MY GOD DID IT HURT!!!!! Nothing like smokin flesh Goose #2

I did goose #1 when doing my tail light conversion.