The "Complete Goose Outta Yourself" thread.

[timbar]

I lost a bet and kissed a Tojo emblem. Apparently it was caught on film. lol

you loved it im sure TRATER !!!

[Bloodyaussie]

An ex mate of mine did his own oil change and filled it to the top... my mates and I were playing cricket in the street and we saw him turn in to the street from 500m away and cloaked the street in thick smoke..

People came out of there houses the whole way down to see what made all the smoke.

He then asked if he could borrow some tools so he could drain some of the oil out, lucky he did not blow every seal???????

[Winnie]

The year was 1985, I was in year 7 at school which was a half hour school bus ride from home. Sitting in the bus one morning I began brewing a fart which I kept in coz I was sitting next to two girls. Brewed it all the way in and when the bus pulled up at school I saw a group of my mates standing nearby. I immediately got off the bus, ran up to them and yelled all excited "fellas check this out!" I then lifted my leg to get maximum resonance and immediately dropped a borrie in my pants. I couldn't go home to change either. Needless to say that was a bad day at school.

Wooooooow what an absolute bloody goose! Hahahaha bet you never lived that one down?

[BigRAWesty]

When I was 4ish I remember watching a bmx show on tv. Me being me thought I can do that.
Jumped on my front peddle trike... Found the biggest spoon drain on the farm... And tried to wheelie across it...
So as you can guess ive reafed the bars back, lost traction, nosed it into this drain and flew over the handle bars were my nose met the earth followed by me and then the bike...
A good bunch of cuts, scars and a trip to the docs to fix my broken nose later, I thought I better not do that again... Unroll I was 5..

This time I upped the anti.. off the end of the loading ramp... (straight 2m drop) straight off the end on my 4 day old bike, landed it perfectly. Then the forks buckled under and my nose met the same fate as the year before..


Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories

[DX grunt]

When I was a kid, I rode my pushy across an old wooden bridge and the front wheel got caught in a gap. With a car approaching, I panicked,
and reefed the front end up, giving my jewels a decent wack on the cross bar. I was sore for days.

[Winnie]

I did a good one today. Went fishing at Welshpool with the girlfriend and the dog, put sunscreen on as soon as we got there. Couple hours later gf tells me to put more sunscreen on. Bugger that I say,only gonna be here another hour or so. Anyway 3 hours later we left and now I am bright red and in pain, gf is just laughing at me and has no sympathy...

[rkinsey]

The year was 1985, I was in year 7 at school which was a half hour school bus ride from home. Sitting in the bus one morning I began brewing a fart which I kept in coz I was sitting next to two girls. Brewed it all the way in and when the bus pulled up at school I saw a group of my mates standing nearby. I immediately got off the bus, ran up to them and yelled all excited "fellas check this out!" I then lifted my leg to get maximum resonance and immediately dropped a borrie in my pants. I couldn't go home to change either. Needless to say that was a bad day at school.

You always have to watch out that you don't follow through in situations like this....

[James_R]

Good one before Chrissy.

I turned into one of those idiots who can't use ratchet straps properly when my brand new kayak went flying off the top of the Troll right in the middle of Stockton bridge. Had traffic banked up for about 1km while I went and got it into the back of the wagon. Thankfully the bloke who was behind me stopped and but it onto the footpath for me.

And to make it better, when we shoved it in the back of the car I hit the f****** windscreen and cracked it not once, but twice. I felt like dying that day.

[Lonicus]

ARG! What a calamity!

[mudnut]

For weeks, I couldn't find the right socket to fit the front hub nut, All the ones I could find had too big an outer diameter.... that was until I discovered this forum, and some one told me to remove the first "EGG RING" and try again.