Which sport activity you like to play?

[Petit caillou]

Is sex classified as a sport???, That's the only sport I like to play, it keeps me fit, and I can play it while having a bourbon

I thought it was the reverse :

Is having a bourbon classified as a sport???, That's the only sport I like to play, it keeps me fit, and I can play it until having sex

regards
Petit caillou.