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Church of Patrology
Prayers start at 8pm followed by the the initiation ceremony consisting of several tasks:

1. Leap of Faith (the blindfolded candidate has to jump from a height of about a foot)
2. Crossing the Desert (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Patrology, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
3. The Unblinking Eye (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Patrology, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
4. The Wreck of Hesperus (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Patrology, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
5. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass ..., with Paddles (speaks for itself).