Little Johny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump,
and chest. After a few minutes, Little Johny asked, 'Dad,
why are you doing that?' His father replied,
Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Little Johny,
looking worried, & said, 'Dad, I think your best mate Bob wants to buy Mom ...'


Cheers
Paul