A recent survey found that one in every three women are just as stupid as the other bloody two !!
**please note that I'm a woman posting this joke by the way......so I'm just as stupid haha ;-)
A recent survey found that one in every three women are just as stupid as the other bloody two !!
**please note that I'm a woman posting this joke by the way......so I'm just as stupid haha ;-)
Last edited by madmaxtechnology; 1st November 2011 at 01:55 AM.
HELL NO !!!!!!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," said St. Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," said St. Peter.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
St. Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
"These are Carols," the man replied
growler2058 (8th November 2011)
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said concentrate.
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Q, What do Blonds call brown hair coloring.
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A, artificial Intelligence
Clunk (8th November 2011), growler2058 (8th November 2011), nowoolies (8th November 2011)
While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa Deep breath HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA AAAAAHOriginally Posted by nowoolies
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
Old jack has been sick,so he goes and talk's to his priest.
The priest say's to jack,i know you have had a hard and fast life,with your drinking and gambling,how are you with god have you mended the wrongs with him?
Old jack say's "me and god are like two peas in a pod", infact said jack every night when i get up to have a pee i open the door and the light comes on,i close the door and the light turns off.
God does that for me so i don't hurt myself.
A bit worried about his state of mind, the priest rings jack's wife and tells her the story.
After he has finished telling her,jack's wife say's "oh my lord he's been peeing in the fridge again".
A GOOD MATE WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, A BEST MATE WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING YEP WE F**KED UP
Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says:"Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.
3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.
2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.
Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?.
Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!
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