Quote Originally Posted by luxo barge View Post
You wouldn't be able to afford it.
not sure where you are from luxo barge or whether you are quite as old as me, but 'taking the p1ss' for me means are you stirring/teasing me in a way that makes me look bad, but in a friendly way. In my circles we don't usually charge for this service :-)

And just to make sure, if I caused offence, I apologise, and no, I'm not taking the p1ss. :-)