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    ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE!

    Just imagine...

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in QANTAS one year ago,
    you would have $49.00 today!

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
    you would have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
    you would have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
    the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
    you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a
    year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of
    alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles
    to the gallon!

    Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!
    HELL NO !!!!!!

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