Hahaha we did the same sort of thing to bloke at trade school,we followed him home one night to see which turns he did the most of (eg left or right).The next day we hooked a jump wire from his horn to his left indicator,was funny watching him in the main street at school time waiting to turn left.Originally Posted by NissPat
A GOOD MATE WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, A BEST MATE WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING YEP WE F**KED UP
fixer982 (5th July 2011)
Another day at trade school we made a fake yellow canary( an unroadworthy vehcile) sticker out of some paper and glued it on this know it all's windscreen.Was great watching him go nuts,until he rang the cop's and gave them a mouthfull about doing roadworthy's on private property.Hang on it was still funny then,not as much as watching him say to the attending copper he was sorry when had a good look.
A GOOD MATE WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, A BEST MATE WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING YEP WE F**KED UP
righto a story from my toerag days....
Back when I was at school there was a grumpy old b@st@rd who would stand next to his house muttering away at kids walking past, he would do this every day without fail. One day being a young fella and nothing else to do my mate had this slingshot. We decided to stuff our pockets with acorns and climb this tree. We sat up there firing acorns at this old fellas tin roof. Now we had a full view into his living room and the looks of confusion you saw were hilarious! After a while he comes out to see what the hells going on, he couldn't figure it out and went back inside. Me and my mate start back up firing off acorns again. This time he runs out and as soon as he pops out this cat comes over the roof. He immediately thinks its the cat and begins throwing sticks at it until it runs off. He hopes back inside and away we go again firing them at his roof. It was a "you had to be there moment" but it was seriously funny lol after a while he's fuming and p!ssed off that he has no idea what's going on. Eventually we got bored and left but the suttle pay back worked a treat haha I'm sure he figured it out eventually when he saw the stack on acorns on his courtyard lol
these days you'll see me at parties putting glad wrap over dunnys and pissed people trying to take a leak all over the floor and turning off hot water cylinders is another goody lol I could go on.........
fixer982 (5th July 2011)
An oldie but goodie is a wheel nut and a loop of fencing wire loosely around the tailshaft. I had a mate who got out 4 or 5 times before he spotted it on his Torana. The nut makes a sort of "dinging" noise as it rattles around the shaft.
Of course everyone has had a couple of stones pu in their hubcaps (back when we had hubcaps of course). Oh sh!t, I'm showing my age now.
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Hahaha memories we used to use a postie rubber band the thick red ones hahaha
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
When I was an apprentice and pranks I've done to apprentices is the old get the long wait from the store. I had geed up the storeman about it and he had the bloke waiting for half an hour before he got rid of him
Have you ever seen a white elephant? well here's it's ears( put hands in pocket and pull inside out) then pull out your trunk
the old concrete welding rod
send the young fella to get the populating tool from the boss boss pulls out his cock. (we were all a bit grubby and had a good sense of humor none of this political correctness)
weld hammer to the bench or cutting grease in the tips of the gloves
And last one but if you finished your time and didn't buy beers for the boys you got strung up in a harness and picked up bu the crane and left for smoko
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.
needless to say I put on a good bar tab when I finished
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.
Used to work in a Radio Workshop when in the Army, and we used to charge up big paper capacitors from the Radar units and leave them on the bench. They would hold about 1000V or so, but if you were stupid enough to touch its terminals, the shock would throw you away from it. Gets the heart racing, though it's probably lucky we didn't kill someone. We were tougher then though!! LMAO
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