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Thread gone off ‘Track’ my apologies.
We’ll never stop folks seeking a better lifestyle out here although local safety education appears to be heading the hard learnt way.
Best decision I felt made in the day when Mrs MB decided to join me out here was to flog off her Daewoo Lanos & Holden V8 ute float tug.
Consolidated their sold coin into a GU ‘Patrol’ deposit and never looked back!





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Since I've been out here this place is Patrol and LC land, no worries about that all over the place. Understand why there's so many but all the mrs ripping around in the beat up corollas like frogs in socks are a worry. One headlight, misaligned headlight up your nose, back of your head like a lazer beam, no speed limit buzz boxes are out of control!! Haha fair dinkum they're all smashing in to Lilydale like mad bitches. Turn off Vic Rd into Ldale and leave me alone half way down. Stressful part is from hills to the edge of burbs. WTF. Spose gotta drop the kids off in time so safety rules