The education of 4 breads

[mudski]

oi c*nts, if you f*ckheads want some aussie slang from a teenager's perspective, here ya go:
the lads told me to come chill at the pub but the missus was in her trakkies and i was wearing thongs so we chucked a u-ey and went to the bottle-o to grab VB and goon, then swung by the servo on the way home for some durries and petrol.

Language young lady!