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    An Australian Love Poem
    (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

    Of course I love ya darling
    You're a bloody top notch bird
    And when I say you're gorgeous
    I mean every single word

    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin there to grab

    So your belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, I don't care
    So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there

    No sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did ya best

    I'm tellin ya the truth now
    I never tell ya lies
    I think its very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs

    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought u was as good as
    I Was ever gonna get

    No matter wot u look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shut up while the footy's on
    And fetch another beer.
    *When I die I want to die like my Grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.
    *Making it idiot proof? Don't bother someone will just make a better idiot! My parents did..... (03 GU Ti 4.8)

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