RLI, Well, shiver me timbers Trendsetters,

[PMC]

Well, shiver me timbers Trendsetters,

I have to be careful, the walls have ears. Lol, I am paranoid that if Butch finds out that I am writing about her/it, I could be in for a rear assault type attack, the fantastic plastic (the dreaded strap-on!)

I am currently sleeping with one eye closed and the other on standby mode. Lol

If any of you have had the pleasure in meeting NP99 (Steve) Butch is a double for NP99, there is not too many bald females out there with arms like the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a fading mustache.

I am not saying that she is an ugly lass, but it would not surprise me if that both Butch and NP99 worked in the same area at the Arnott’s biscuit factory years ago where the pair of them had their faces slammed into the dough to make Gorilla biscuit’s. lol

Her hobbies are Brick-laying, Kick-boxing and wrestling Crocodiles.

It reminds me of the joke about the Victorian forum members annual “Cross-county run”

As per usual BloodyAussie gets stuck in a bog-hole, up to his waist in mud, 5 mins later Threedogs appears, BloodyAussie calls out to Threedogs, “how about you help me get out of here TD” Threedogs replies, “Only if you give me a head-job” BloodyAussie replies “piss- off you dirty bastard”

Ten minutes passes by, by now poor ole BloodyAussie is up to his chest in mud, all of a sudden his mate Mudski appears, BloodyAussie calls out to Mudski, “how about you help me get out of here Mark, good buddy” Mudski replies, “you know the drill mate, only if you give me a head-job” BloodyAussie replies “piss-off to you to you dirty bastard”

Another 5 minutes goes by and now BloodyAussie is in dire straits, this time he is up to his neck in mud, all of a sudden MudRunner (Darren) appears, as quick as a flash ol BloodyAussie screams out to MudRunner “how about you help me get out of here Darren, I will give you a head-job mate”

Darren comes flying over, stomping on BloodyAussie’s head yelling out, “get under there you dirty bastard!”

PS, on that note I am going to try and get some sleep!

Regards,

RLI