Thinking of starting a new business venture ..... and its gonna go something like this :
Are you over all those Nissan Motor Maintenance jobs ????
Would you prefer not to have to do anything at all ???
If your answer is YES ... WE HAVE GOOD NEWS !!!!
WELCOME TO GARRY'S 'NO MAINTENANCE ON MOTOR'S EVER AGAIN'
Even when it blows up, we don't fix it : WE BANDAID IT !!!! ITS AS GOOD AS NEW !!!!!!!!
And .... in half the time, and half the price.
HOW MUCH FOR THIS AMAZING OFFER I HEAR YOU ASK ????
Maybe a slab or two ...
AND HOW COME WE CAN DO IT SO CHEAP ??????
COS WE DONT DO ANYTHING !!!!!!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE .....
Take us up on our introductory offer (one slab and a bottle of Chemiweld) and we can send FRUITLOOP out to destroy the steering on your ride on Mower.
Yes, that's right folks, not only did she blow up the motor in the Nissan ... she destroyed the mower too.
Now that's non maintenance for you. Thank god I can laugh at myself
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